The 25 Types Of Friends You Have On Facebook

Which one are you?
Posted on: Tuesday, March 31, 2015
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Facebook has helped shape our social interaction with people through friends. Which type of friend are you?

1. The Selfie Hog

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The term #nofilter couldn’t fit any better. Tagai sad ug chance ang uban tawo sa among newsfeed oy, please puol na kay ka.

 

2. The Pessimist

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Always seen complaining about the government, society, a celebrity or basically anything remotely interesting. Translation: Sobra pas mama makadag yawyaw.

 

3. The Lurker

Buhi pa ni siya? 2009 paman tawn na iyang profile pic oy.

Buhi pa ba kaha ni siya? 2009 paman tawn na iyang profile pic oy.

 

4. The Sosyal Kid

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Laag diri, kaon didto. Oo na, kami na ang pobre. *bitter*

 

5. The Conjoined Lovers

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Walay picture or status na wala gihisgot ang pinalanggang uyab. Behh, ato daw I tag si mama ug papa bi.

 

6. The Round Robin

Halos taga buwan ilis-ilis ug uyab. Wa sad ka nahutdan ug pet names sa?

Halos kada-buwan ilis-ilis ug uyab. Wa sad ka nahutdan ug pet names sa?

 

7. The Classic Dota Addict

Sgeg share anang mga promo oy, di lagi ka kadaog ana haha.

Sige’g share anang mga promo oy, di lagi ka kadaog ana haha.

 

8. The Holier Than Thou

Shares, likes and posts anything related to the Almighty and any or all inspirational quotes. Maikog sad tawn ta usahay

Shares, likes and posts anything related to the Almighty and any or all inspirational quotes. Maikog sad tawn ta usahay.

 

9. The Impostor

Profile picture kay si Adam Levine niya works at “Edi sa puso mo :>”. Kuyaw ra.

Profile picture kay si Adam Levine niya works at “Edi sa puso mo :>”. Kuyaw ra.

 

10. The Ultimate Fan

Ahhh! Harry Styles ate an apple today! OMG such news. Much amazing

Ahhh! Harry Styles ate an apple today! OMG such news. Much amazing!

 

11. The Golden Oldies

I add tanan uncle, auntie, silingan sauna, classmate ug bisan kinsa na parehag apilyido. DAYYY, DONG unsa gae ning like?

I-add tanang uncle, auntie, silingan sauna, classmate ug bisan kinsa na pareha’g apilyido.

 

12. The I-wonder-what-they-really-look-like

None of their profile pictures are their real faces. Its either Anime, Cartoon, an Object or a Celebrity (Related to #8)

None of their profile pictures are their real faces. Its either Anime, Cartoon, an Object or a Celebrity (Related to #9)

 

13. The Invite Whore

Di lagi mi manuwa anang Mafia Wars ug Candy Crush oy.

Di lagi mi manuwa anang Mafia Wars ug Candy Crush oy!

 

14. The Richie Rich

rich kid

Just got my iPhone 6+! Thanks Daddy! <3 Waw! With dual sim and antenna, beri nays!

 

15. The Health Buff

Wait, I’m at the gym? *takes out camera* TELL.PEOPLE

Wait, I’m at the gym? *takes out camera*  MUST. TELL. PEOPLE

 

16. The Enthusiastic New Parent

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Now: Look at my cute little baby isn’t he/she the most precious thing evarrr?!

After 15 years: Meh, they’re all right.

 

17. The Super Balita

facebook updater

Ga uwan? Sige, ako i-post kay basin wa sila kabantay!

 

18. The Fashion Passion

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Always rocking the latest trends! (PS: Naa ra na’s ukay-ukay pramis!)

 

19. The Kuya Kim

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Definitely interested in animals more than people. Heh, can’t blame you.

 

 20. The Photographers

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Divided into 2 categories:

1. Actual enthusiasts and

2. Bsta- kay-dslr-lang-ang-gamit-bahalag-auto-mode

 

21. The Party Animal

party animal

Tagay pa! Di na jud ka madutlan ug Liveraide ana dong/day!

 

 22. The Networking Agents

princess sarah meme on facebook

OMG ni chat si crush ^@%#$*!—————- ayy, networking ra diay 😐

 

23. The Naïve New User

facebook 1 share 1 prayer

Hala! I-share ni nako sa Facebook beh para makatabang ko hehe ^^ O:)

 

24. The TMI Sharers

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Basically, someone who shares stuff on Facebook that should otherwise be kept private.

Dude, we do not need to know about your sexual urges!

 

25. The Stalkers

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Gwapaha jud niya oy…*clicks like*…Oh shit! Pag 2013 pa man diay toh! *dies*

 

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